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Thursday, December 08, 2005

The 12 Days of Christmas: 2005 Style

The following was sung by a few spirited Federal Labor shadow ministers as part of their Christmas celebrations this week. Enjoy, and sing heartily to your Liberal voting rellies this Christmas.

The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2005

On the first day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
A chance to trade away leave.

On the second day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the third day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
No redundancy
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
NO RIGHTS AT ALL
No redundancy
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
No more penalties
NO RIGHTS AT ALL
No redundancy
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
Many bosses sacking,
No more penalties
NO RIGHTS AT ALL
No redundancy ,
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
Lots of lost conditions,
Many bosses sacking,
No more penalties
NO RIGHTS AT ALL
No redundancy
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
Less time for family,
Lots of lost conditions,
Many bosses sacking,
No more penalties
NO RIGHTS AT ALL
No redundancy
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
Gaol if I protest,
Less time for family,
Lots of lost conditions,
Many bosses sacking,
No more penalties
NO RIGHTS AT ALL
No redundancy
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
Much longer hours,
Gaol if I protest,
Less time for family,
Lots of lost conditions,
Many bosses sacking,
No more penalties
NO RIGHTS AT ALL
No redundancy
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my PM gave to me
The end of certainty
Much longer hours,
Gaol if I protest,
Less time for family,
Lots of lost conditions,
Many bosses sacking,
No more penalties
NO RIGHTS AT ALL
No redundancy
Lower pay ,
Cuts to overtime ,
And a chance to trade away leave!

6 Comments:

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"NO RIGHTS AT ALL"

"FIST UP THE BUM" also works nicely with the melody there...

 
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